HOW MANY POTS HAVE U SMOKEN SOUPERMUNN
Imagine if you’ve just got your brownies out of the oven and Superman shows up at the door to tell you that he was just in outer space and he smelled your brownies and could he please have one please please oh please
seasonal fashion according to me
god i hate summer
i wonder who looks at my blog and says god i wish you’d follow me
I only reblogged this for the bing dress
it got better
oh my god
Msn looks like it’s going to a pride parade
found a new cosplay idea
IM DOING THIS IDC WHAT PEOPLE WILL THINK
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.